When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
im still laughing at this
(Source: pizzastiel)
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
i gotta admit, id probably say some shit like that.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
i love demi lovato
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl)
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
stop having conversations over twitter, you all clearly have phones. theres even a messaging system! use it. omfg.
